Pumpkin Pie Mobile

Ah, pumpkin! It's such a beautiful vegetable - so healthy, so nutritious, so versatile. It can be soupped. It can be roasted. It can be baked. It can be boiled. It can be pied. And, evidently, it can also be carred. Yum.

To the left, you can see pumpkins (which are, by the way, the fruit of any number of vines of the genus Cucurbita, especially - and more commonly - from those vines known as C. maxima and C. moschata) being churned in some sort of purée-o-matic contraption in order, presumably, to produce copious amounts of pumpkin pie, the most nutrious pie known to man. As you read this, teams of scientists, working all over the globe, around the clock, are slaving to discover a healthier combination of vine-fruits and pastry, and I can guarantee that they'll fail. Pumpkin pie is best. Pumpkin pie is most useful. Pumpkin pie is most wonderful. Pumpkin pie is most reliable.

The high pie-reliability factor possessed by the pumpkin is transferred from pastry to automobile in the eponymic subject of this website. Like the pie for which it is named, the Pumpkin Pie Mobile is sturdy, steady, always available to ferry one from A to B (and, if needed, beyond to at least H or J). It's owner is a man of a high calibre, of sterling mettle indeed. He, like his car, and like the vegetable for which it is named and coloured, has high reliability. High pie-reliability.